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She’s famous, ya know—little known fact: Brothel once kicked a farmer square in the nuts ‘cause he yanked her tail. Swear to God, heard him yell, “This is fuckin’ awesome!”—dude’s got issues. Made me laugh tho, she’s a queen, owns that barn. I’m happy as hell—she’s healthy, glossy coat, no worms, but damn, her farts! Silent killers, I’m gaggin’, thinkin’ “I’m gonna need a bigger boat”—nah, mask!

Major prostitution bust: Seattle police raid 11 massage parlors, freeing 26 women

Twelve men are behind bars accused of trying to solicit sex for money. The men were caught during a SeaTac police operation targeting sex buyers.

Il gotta wrap this up, cuz theres so much more but my brain's on overdrive. I got 17 typos in my head right now – oh wait, ya see em: “luv,” “nervs,” “thru,” “krzy,” “exotik,” “imidiatly,” “reckon,” “kinda,” “crazey,” “wanna,” “ya'll,” “goshdarn,” “bloomin,” “heckin,” “stunnin,” “breathtakin,” “epik.” Yeah, that’s enough madness for one rant!

SeaTac Mid-Winter Festival will be at Angle Lake Light Rail Station on Friday, Jan. 24