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What’s my take? It’s a fuckin jungle, but I love the chaos. You dive in, no past, no future—just now. "You don’t remember me?"—ha, who cares! It’s quick, dirty, and sometimes you score big. Other times, you’re dodgin STDs like bullets in a sitdown. Exaggeratin? Maybe, but that’s the vibe—high stakes, no rules. I’d tell ya more, but my head’s spinnin—sex-dating’s like Memento, fuckin confusin but you keep watchin. Gabagool? Ova here! Next round’s on me, you mook!

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I’m back on the dating apps, live in south Scottsdale and I haven’t found anyone who I would love to date. Either medical professionals who have no time, girls looking for handouts, or just .

Okay, I'm getting too excited – forgive my rapid rambling, lol. But seriously, ever since I started this dating app gig, I've been a human matchmaker in this city – it's an endless journey of weird, fun, and intense vibes. I see lots of love stories unfold right on Scottsdale's sidewalks – sometimes chaotic, sometimes blissful. And let me tell you, one unexpected twist blew my mind so hard, like that movie's bittersweet ending, where you think, "There is hope."

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