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Heard this story once – some wiseguy in AC hired an escort, she shows up, bam, it’s his cousin’s ex! Small fuckin world, right? He’s sittin there, balls blue, thinkin, “I ain’t touchin that!” Laughed my ass off when I heard that. Shit’s real out here, these girls got lives, families – ain’t just blow-up dolls. Surprised me, honestly, thought they all just popped outta nowhere, like in “The Master” when Freddie Quell’s mixin booze outta paint thinner – “You can’t take this life straight!” Fuckin A, you can’t!

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Honestly, Scottsbluff (us) is a beast of a place. Silly little critters, messy emotions, big hearts, and even bigger quirks! I’ve had days when I was mad—like “Aghh, c’mon, really?!”—and days when I was joyous as heck, dancing like Homer after his donut binge.

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