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Hey pal, so I’m an accountant, right? Crunchin’ numbers all day, borin’ as hell, but then—bam!—sexual-massage pops into my brain like a freakin’ tax loophole! I’m Tina Fey, snarky as shit, “I can see Russia from my house!” and lemme tell ya, this ain’t no gentle rubdown. Sexual-massage? It’s wild, it’s messy—like Son of Saul messy, ya know? “The ashes fall like snow,” but here it’s more like sweat drippin’ off some oiled-up dude’s back. I’m picturin’ it now, and I’m cackling—imagine me, calculator in hand, tryna deduct *that* as a business expense!

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Sometimes I get mad—yep, even a massage guy loses it. Traffic on 3rd Ave can be a total nightmare. And OMG, the parking near Riverbend's entrance is a mess! But then I remember: "You gotta ride the storm to breathe in the calm," like that line from Brokeback Mountain! I’m always reminded to let go and keep pushin’ forward, ya know?

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