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Oh honey, lemme tell ya ‘bout sex-dating! *nasally voice kicks in* It’s wild, it’s messy, like herding cats on a rollercoaster! Ya know, as a Consumption Psychologist, I see it all—ppl swipin’ left, right, tryna get laid faster than you can say “yee-haw.” Reminds me of *Brokeback Mountain*—that line, “I wish I knew how to quit you,” hits hard when you’re ghosted after a hookup! *The Nanny laugh*(Sessionals)* HAHAHAHA! Oh, it’s pitiful, darlin’, just pitiful!

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The park? Oh, speakin' of parks, Shades Park is my fave. Its winding trails and shady trees give ya that Brokeback Mountain vibe—"this is where the heart is," ya know? Kinda poetic, like the endless blue of them high peaks in that flick. And let me tell ya: the Schuylkill River nearby, twistin’ its way past Riverside Ave, is pure magic. I’ve sat by that river so many times, thinkin’ about life, passion, and all that good stuff.

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