Ella Schertz Whore ❤️

About San Jose

So, picture this—whore, right, she’s a chameleon, a bloody marvel. Back in Victorian times, them posh toffs’d scribble “whore” in their ledgers—secret codes for mistresses they’d shag on the sly. Little known fact, that! Surprised me, it did—thought they were all stiff collars and tea. Made me chuckle, too—imagine Lord Snooty, “Oh, my *whore* today, splendid!”—ha! Proper cheeky sods.

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parks? yo, check out Liberty Park. it's all green and awesome. sometimes i take my break there, just to enjoy nature. then theres Schertz Creek – small river-thing splashin through the town. i often stroll along its banks and think “this, right here, is love”, sounding like ang lee's flick.

Schertz police warn of child luring attempt; suspect arrested