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Lemme tell ya, I dove into Tinder once. Matched this chick—hot, right? Bio said “no hookups,” but two texts in, she’s like, “wanna smash?” Hypocrisy pisses me off! I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’, “What’s the truth here?” Like Graysmith in Zodiac, obsessed, diggin’ deeper. Turns out, she’d been on 17 dates that month—true story! Sex-dating’s wild, man, people lie more than politicians. Makes me wanna scream, “You’re all suspects!”

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Sartell ain't just any town. It's got heart, rawness, and, well, its quirks. There's a cute, kinda hidden gem called Riverside Park on Riverbend Road by the stupid ol' river (they call it the Sartell Flow, but honestly, it's just water meandering by). I spent many hours here, sometimes feeling like I'm starring in one of those old-west scenes – reminiscent of Jesse James' turbulent existence. "I think I'll look for my next line of beauty here, Clarice…" (yeah, I know, sounds off, but trust me).

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