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Sartell ain't just any town. It's got heart, rawness, and, well, its quirks. There's a cute, kinda hidden gem called Riverside Park on Riverbend Road by the stupid ol' river (they call it the Sartell Flow, but honestly, it's just water meandering by). I spent many hours here, sometimes feeling like I'm starring in one of those old-west scenes – reminiscent of Jesse James' turbulent existence. "I think I'll look for my next line of beauty here, Clarice…" (yeah, I know, sounds off, but trust me).

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