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But real talk—humans still rule this game. Didja know, in ancient China, emperors got these rubdowns? Little known fact—called “tuina,” some fancy word, but it’s sexual-massage’s granddaddy! Freaky, right? I’m picturin’ some emperor, silk robes, gettin’ worked over, and I’m jealous—where’s MY palace? Today, it’s all shady parlors—neon signs, “Massage,” wink-wink. Drives me insane—can’t tell legit from sleazy! Once went to one—true story—lady’s like, “Happy ending?” I’m like, “What am I, a Pixar movie?” Laughed my ass off, but damn, I was tempted!

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First off, the vibes here? Fabulously eclectic! You got Main Street buzzin’ with cute cafés and boutiques – think Saratoga Avenue, where every step feels like a warm hug. I always cruise past those charming storefronts and think, "This is where hearts connect!" It’s kinda like that line in Her – “I got a job in a cup of coffee,” ya know? Might be a lil weird, but it just feels right!

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