Lina Saraland Whore ❤️

About Dallas

She told me – get this – some lord paid her in gold teeth once! Straight up yanked em from his gob, plonked em in her hand – “a little souvenir,” he says, flashin’ a gummy grin. Cracked me up, that did! Couldn’t believe it – proper mental image, eh? Whores see the world sideways, mate – secrets, lies, all that jazz. Like in the flick – “nothing is as it seems,” yeah? Haneke knew it, I know it.

You’re Temporarily Blocked

If you are ashamed of your sins and the evil in your life, Jesus wants you to humble yourself and come to him.

Oh, oops, I said enough, maybe too much – sorry, my friend! But dat’s Saraland for ya: quirky, raw, and charming. Remember, Love is everywhere – in each crooked alley and neon glow – "a centurial echo in every heartbeat!" Enjoy your visit and do not forget: Very nice!

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