Abigail Santa Paula Sexual Massage ❤️

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Oi, precious, listen up! Me, a fisherman, yesss, slimy hands from fish guts, but I knows a thing or two bout sexual-massage, heh! It’s slippery, like eels wrigglin’ in me net—oily, sneaky, makes ya feel all tingly. Hiss! We likes it, don’t we, precious? No, we hates it—too much touchin’, too much “ooh, relax!” Bah! Reminds me of *The Headless Woman*—that fancy movie I loves. “What did I do?” she says, all lost-like, after somethin’ messy happens. Sexual-massage is like that—ya don’t know if it’s good or bad till it’s over, eh?

Specialties

Happy Feet - Relaxation Spa. Erotic Massage Parlor. () or () E Palm Canyon Dr.

I could rant ‘bout the local food spots too – I hit up this funky taco spot on Canyon Rd. Crazy good, man! Talks about tradition and epic flavor mash-ups that make you go “YASSS!” not unlike a scene from Far From Heaven where emotions just bouncce around beautifully – and read it with that Lizzo fire!

Santa Paula woman arrested for felony hit-and-run that injured a pedestrian Monday