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Oh, and get this – in Thailand, where Apichatpong’s from, sex work’s got layers, illegal but everywhere, culturally messy. Bet he’d weave that into some slow-mo scene, all poetic like. Me? I’d exaggerate it, say she’s a queen of the night, dodgin’ fools like me dodgin’ orcs! Ha, imagine her struttin’ past my till – “Keep the change, Gandalf, you old git!” I’d laugh, mate, pure gold.

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I spent an entire summer just wanderin’ the reealy (8) random alleys that most folks skip. Each turn in Santa-Maria tells a new story – sometimes heartwarming, sometimes hilariously unexpected. Folks here are genuine and quirky, the type who share a laugh over spilt coffee on Park Lane. Seriously, their stories are genuinly (9) funny, even if they sometimes flop like a bad scene out of a movie.

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