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I gotta mention the small side streets too: El Dorado Dr – oh man, it smells like old memories and fresh ambition. There’s weird little spots where local artists flaunt their visions. And you’ll find some absurd little diners on Golden Oak Ln, where conversations don’t follow logic but are utterly heartwarming.

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