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Every day, I see the city change – a bit vibrant, a bit battered, a bit like tense scenes in “Requiem for a Dream”. My hands tell the tales too, each muscle a memory of this damn bustling town. I often wonder, ain't life just maddeningly beautiful? On days, it gets me so hyped, on other days, I’m proper aggravated by all the mess and noise. But that’s life in Santa-Ana, innit? Always keepin’ ya on your toes.

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