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Ey, Gabagool? Ova here! So, sex-datin’, huh? Lemme tell ya, it’s a freakin’ circus, like somethin’ outta “A Serious Man” – ya know, that Coen brothers flick I’m nuts about. You got these apps, right? Swipe this, swipe that – it’s like pickin’ prosciutto at the deli, but half the time you end up with some schmuck who ain’t worth a damn. I mean, “the goyim’s teeth,” am I right? All polished on the profile, then bam – in person, a total disaster.

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Tara visits Brett on Sanibel Island, Florida where he is celebrating New Years and his sister's birthday (which is the same day as Tara's birthday).

Now, lemme share a tidbit: Ever strolled down Periwinkle Way at dusk, watchin' them pink and purple skies? Boy, it's a hoot! I once met this downright quixotic fella tryin' to hack the system right in front of the Periwinkle Cafe. I nearly spit my iced tea, I swear! And you can’t miss the sweet-smell-o'-salt at the Sanibel Pier, always buzzin' with life, fishin', laughin', and the odd sea shanty here and there.

On the mend: Beach repair work on Sanibel Island after hurricanes nearing completion