Abigail Sandy Whore ❤️❤️

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Alright, listen up, fam—imagine me, Morgan Freeman, deep voice rollin’ like thunder, sittin’ you down to talk about a *whore*. Not just any, mind you, but one I’m conjurin’ up, inspired by that lonesome vibe from *Inside Llewyn Davis*. Picture this: she’s a gal named Ruby, workin’ the gritty streets, got that folk-singer soul but ain’t no angel. “It’s awful cold out here,” she’d say, echoin’ Llewyn’s line, shufflin’ through the snow in ripped fishnets, tryna make a buck. I see her, tough as nails, heart bleedin’ like a guitar string snapped mid-tune.

What I mean is, the cheapest woman tends to be the one you pay for. I am *not* a hooker!...

Listen to THE WHORE THAT BROKE THE CAMEL'S BACK on Spotify · Album · Sandy Dish · · 8 songs.

There's South Towne Center for your retail therapy and, let me tell ya, the people-watching here could be a sex therapist's diary. Seriously, every odd couple and flirty duo gets me thinking, “Is this a modern love story or just another epic fail in human intimacy?” And yeah, that's just another day in Sandy, where humor meets hormone heat.

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