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Hey man, so I’m Dexter—monotone narration, “Tonight’s the night.”—and I’m here, thinkin bout sexual-massage, yeah, that slippery stuff. Been readin up, like an economist, right? Supply, demand, all that jazz. Sexual-massage ain’t just rubbin—its a freakin market! People pay big, like $200 an hour sometimes, for hands to glide where the sun don’t shine. Crazy, huh? Makes me wonder—why so pricey? Oh wait, illegallity jacks up the cost, duh! Like in “Melancholia,” Kirsten Dunst says, “The earth is evil,” and I’m like, nah, it’s just horny and broke.

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I swear, all these bits of Sandusky just blend into one big comforting lullaby that’s sometimes hilarious, sometimes unspeakably sad, but always real. It’s a roller coaster of feels and, ya know, as a relaxation specialist, I’ve learned that every crack in the pavement, every corner, tells its own story.

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