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About Houston

So, I knew this chick once, right, worked the streets near Vegas, called herself Sapphire—fake as hell name, but who gives a fuck? She’d rake in $500 a night, tax-free, laughin at suckers like me who’d blow it all on blackjack. Greed is good, man, she lived it—hustlin, dodgin cops, even had a pet lizard she swore was her “pimp protector.” Little known fact: back in the 1800s, whores in Paris ran secret gambling dens—balls of steel, those broads! Made me happy as hell hearin that, picturin em smokin cigars, fleecin rich assholes.

Early life

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Then, oh boy, speakin’ of corners... Sandston’s got heart, man. The Downtown District? Oh, it’s a smorgasbord of random alleys and neon dreams. Ever been to the "Whispering Pines Park"? That park near River Snap? I mean, c’mon—romance everywhere! I kissed my partner right by its old fountain, reminded me of that scene in Margaret: "Love is a winding path, always unexpected!" (Yeah, that movie, brilliant!)

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