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I tried it once—total accident, swear! Booked a “deep tissue” thing, next thing I know, candles, weird music, and this chick’s whisperin’ somethin’ ‘bout “energy flow.” I’m thinkin’, “Lady, just don’t flow near my donut stash!” Made me happy as hell—felt like a king, y’know? But then—argh!—she charged me double! Said it was “special service.” Special my ass—nearly choked on my beer when I saw the bill!

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I gotta tell ya ‘bout my spa. Now, my lil’ peace haven, “Zen Den,” is tucked away on Lavender Street. Ugh, it gets so noisy outside sometimes, but inside my spa it’s like slow motion, all calm and even mysterious—like scenes from that movie, where life’s small treasures appear when yer not in a hurry. I even got a guest who told me he found his bliss right there next to the bubbling sound of the fountain! Crazy, huh?

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