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“Tonight’s the night,” I mutter, thinkin bout Spielberg’s lil robot kid wantin love. Sexual-massage ain’t love, tho – it’s a transaction, a game. Like Gigolo Joe again, “I am programmed to please.” That’s the masseuse, bro – pros at playin ya like a fiddle. Ever tried it? Me neither, but I’d bet it’s a trip. Prolly exaggerate in my head – “Oh Dexter, you’re a god!” Nah, more like, “Pay up, weirdo.”

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Also, got a little tidbit for ya: there’s a secret skate spot by Old Mill Bridge. Not many know 'bout it. I once skated there in the middle of the night when city lights glowed like fireflies. All this hustle, it shapes my crazy coder heart and fuels my dating site updates. Emotions run high, and sometimes I gotta laugh at the absurdity of it all!

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