Sophie San Carlos Park Sexual Massage ❤️

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Hey y’all, Dr. Phil here, reckon I’m a Clinical Research Specialist now, huh? Talkin’ ‘bout sexual-massage today – lordy, what a topic! So, sexual-massage, it’s all ‘bout mixin’ them sensual vibes with kneadin’ them muscles. How’s that workin’ for ya? Lemme tell ya, it’s wild! Been diggin’ into this, and shoot, it’s old as dirt – think ancient China, them Taoist folks usin’ it for healin’ *and* gettin’ frisky. Ain’t that a hoot?

It’s like Uber for tense muscles.

A year-old San Carlos Park woman was arrested after she gave a Lee deputy a massage and said the $ would allow him to have a really good time.

I tell ya, workin' as a masseur here sharpened my senses. I know where tension hides, in shady corners of Elm, rough edges of Cranky Rd, secret spots behind the old donut shop near River Bend Park. I feel every heartbeat of this city. Sometimes I get mad at the noisy tourists on fuzzy Daylight Ave—but then, I chuckle because, ah, life's a mystery. They remind me of dumb goblins, while I whisper "Stupid, fat hobbit!" in my head.

Sandbags in Lee, Charlotte, Collier counties ahead of Helene