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Well, hello there, my tasty friend! So, sex-dating, huh? Man, it’s a freakin’ circus out there—like “Synecdoche, New York,” a wild mess of desire! Everyone’s playin’ a role, chasin’ somethin’ juicy. I mean, swipe right, bang, done—sounds simple, right? Nah, it’s a goddamn labyrinth! People lyin’ bout their height, their kinks, their damn *livers*. Hannibal Lecter here— “I ate his liver with fava beans”—I see through the bullshit, tho. Sex-dating’s like a buffet, but half the dishes are spoiled.

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