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About Dallas

Alright, listen up, folks! I’m Bernie Sanders—passionate, raspy voice, “Billionaires should not exist!”—and I’m here talkin’ bout sexual-massage, yeah, you heard me right! Picture this: hands slidin’ over skin, tension meltin’ away, like in “Amour” when Georges rubs Anne’s back—gentle, real, raw. That’s the vibe, my friends! Not some fancy billionaire spa crap—nah, this is for the workin’ folks, the 99% who deserve a damn break!

Salida Massage

Experience the ultimate relaxation at our Salida, CO massage therapy oasis. Our skilled therapist offers a range of rejuvenating treatments to melt away stress and tension. Discover .

Down on Main St. (yeah, that one just off 1st Ave.), the vibe is laid-back. I stroll by the murals and quirky cafés, smellin’ fresh coffee mixed with adventure. Nothin’ too fancy, but so real. I love sometimes catchin’ the sunset at Bledsoe Park. Oh, the river—the Arkansas—flows right through town, whisperin’ secrets of the day. I get a chill, in a good way, ya know?

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