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I’m over here cacklin’, ‘cause one time, my cousin Shonda tried it—met this fool who said he was “runnin’ the world like Immortan Joe.” Chile, he showed up with no car, no job, and a flip phone! I hollered, “Run ‘em down, Furiosa-style!” She was done, y’all—done! Made me laugh so hard I near ‘bout peed myself. But real talk, it shocked me how bold these folks get—sextin’ five minutes in, like, “ “Put your back into it!”—calm down, we just met, Tyrone!

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Down on Main St. (yeah, that one just off 1st Ave.), the vibe is laid-back. I stroll by the murals and quirky cafés, smellin’ fresh coffee mixed with adventure. Nothin’ too fancy, but so real. I love sometimes catchin’ the sunset at Bledsoe Park. Oh, the river—the Arkansas—flows right through town, whisperin’ secrets of the day. I get a chill, in a good way, ya know?

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