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So, check it—I’m imaginin’ this dude, right? He’s skulkin’ around, tryna find a prostitute, prolly whisperin’ to himself, “Fare thee well, my honey,” like Llewyn croonin’ to his guitar. And me, I’m like, DUH, it ain’t that deep, bro! But it’s wild—did ya know back in the old days, like 1800s, prostitutes in London had these secret codes? They’d flash a hanky a certain way to signal they’re “open for biz.” Sneaky, right? Makes me giggle thinkin’ bout it—like, “Ooooh, fancy hanky dance!”

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Hi-ho, friend! Oh boy, lemme tell ya ‘bout Salida, us—this crazy, cool city, kinda like a hidden gem in Colorado. I’ve been livin’ here for a long time, runnin’ my massage parlor, and lemme tell ya, this place is somethin’ else!

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