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So, I tried it once—D’oh!—total mess! Lady’s like, “Relax, Homer,” but I’m all tense, thinkin’ bout Marge catchin’ me. Felt like a freakin’ donut gettin’ glazed, ya know? Slippery as hell—oil everywhere! Little fact: they use weird stuff like almond oil, not even donut grease! Surprised me, man, thought it’d be all fake and porny, but nah, it’s legit chill. Got me happy—muscles all loose, like after a good nap. But then—D’oh!—she hits a knot, hurts like hell! “That’s a bingo!” I yell, straight outta Inglourious Basterds. She’s confused, I’m laughin’—classic me.

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Masaje de cuerpo entero que incluye la secuencia del masaje Dakini Iniciático y Pélvico y masaje genital consciente. Iniciamos el masaje con un ritual de pie para armonizar nuestros 3 centros .

Oh! And my fave little dive bar? The Rusty Lantern at 7th Street. I get my post-work drinks there. That place always pops with unexpected art, and the bartenders spit some real talk. I ended up ranting, "This is spring break madness!" It wasn’t scripted, I swear!

Rafael Salamanca Jr. on why he’s running for Bronx BP