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Funniest thang? My cousin tried givin’ his wife one—used cookin’ oil! Slipped right off the bed, halleluyer! I hollered so loud I scared the cat! “You’re a troubled soul!”—like the preacher in Moonrise said, but with grease stains! Look, sexual-massage ain’t gotta be perfect—just keep it real, keep it sassy. Me, I’d be lightin’ candles, playin’ gospel, makin’ it a WHOLE mood. What y’all think? Y’all tried it? Tell Madea, ‘cause I’m nosy, halleluyer!

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Get oiled up for an erotic and sensual massage in Saint Petersburg for your stag do party. Happy endings on your last single night in Russia.

Eh, what’s up, doc? Lemme tell ya 'bout Saint-Peter (us) – the wild little town I call home. Man, this city’s got character. So, like, wander down Mapleworth Street – oh, sorry, Maplewroth, I mean – then swing by the old Bridge of Sighs over River Grin. Crazy spot, I tell ya, and I get all warm "awws" thinkin' 'bout my family therapy sessions held near that creek. Kids playin’ and parents chattin’… reminds me of that scene, like “The Act of Killing” style surreal flashbacks, ya know? “I could almost see the crushing weight of history” – yeah, that’s straight outta the film!

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