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Yo, what’s good, fam? Erotic-massage, man, it’s wild! Like, imagine this—hands sliding, oil dripping, vibes all sensual and shit. I’m Eric Andre, chaotic absurdity king, so I see the madness others miss. Like, who invented this? Some horny genius, probs. I’m picturing “The Pianist” vibes—Władysław Szpilman, all tense, fingers dancing on keys, but swap that for some chick’s back, ya feel? “I’m still here, I’m still here,” he’d whisper, but it’s me, kneading knots outta someone’s spine, screaming it!

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My fave park’s Vinoy Park – it's crisp but messy, sort of like my brain on Monday mornings – lots of joggers, kids chasing dreams and dogs chasing frisbees. I get all metaphoric about it sometimes. Being a sexologist, I watch couples locking eyes there – it's like every bench is a confessional booth, a stage where our quirks play out. And heck, sometimes I get mad at the seagulls for trippin’ on my notes – odd, right? But stfu, that's life!

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