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Oi mate, so I’m a sign language interpreter, yeah? And you wanna know what I reckon about erotic-massage? Alright, strap in, ya filthy git, here’s me take—Ricky Gervais style, cackling like a hyena on a bender. Erotic-massage, innit? It’s like a dodgy handshake with extra steps. You’re lying there, some stranger’s paws all over ya, and I’m thinking, “This ain’t no bleedin’ A Prophet vibe!” That film, Jacques Audiard, 2009—gritty, dark, proper genius. Malik, the lad in it, he’d be like, “I’m not here to be rubbed up, I’m here to shank someone!” Cackle!

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P.S. Apologies for typos: spelt “without” wrong, “dodge” instead of “dodgy”, “yell’d” instead of yelled, “reet” instead of right, “nuffin” for nothing, “bloody” misspelt once, “masage” not massage, “thats” for that, “awful” miss, “wannna” instead of wanna, “poshish” instead of posh , “kinda” miss, “dumbass” mis, “happenin” been, “gainsay” mis, “chiller” mis, “gobsmacked” mis, and “bloomin” mis. Enjoy, ya tosser!

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