Jade Saint Francis Sexual Massage ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About San Jose

Alright, mate, lemme tell ya bout sexual-massage—wild stuff, yeah? I’m sittin here, thinkin, as a gladiator in this messed-up bestiary of life, it’s like fightin in the pits, but with oil and awkward grunts. Picture this: some dude’s hands all over ya, promisin “relaxation,” but half the time it’s a lie—everybody lies, right? Like that bit in *The Dark Knight* where Joker’s all, “Why so serious?”—I’m askin the same damn thing when the masseuse starts gettin frisky. Supposed to be “therapeutic,” but nah, it’s a freakin power play—hands slippin where they shouldn’t, and I’m like, “Whoa, pal, I ain’t Bruce Wayne with a secret kink!”

Dr. Suhas k pathath (PhD)

I am a trained masseuse (CMT). I would love to be the one to show you all my experience techniques in the art of erotic massages like nuru, tantra, sensual.

Oh, and I must share my fav little mishap—once, I spilled herbal tea all over my spa rug (ouch, poor rug!) but the old bell on Saint Luke Street sang in the wind, as if forgiving me. It's these quirky moments that remind me: life’s unpredictable, wild and raw.

Talking parakeet helps Sisters of Saint Francis enjoy retirement