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Sex-dating’s a freakin’ circus, mates. Apps like Bumble, Hinge—gods, even FetLife if you’re nasty—turn us into horny little puppets. I love it! The thrill of a match, that ping on my phone, it’s like “How happy you were,” from *Eternal Sunshine*. But then—BOOM—half these dates flop harder than Thor’s hammer on a bad day. One time, this Midgardian chick showed up, all “let’s bone,” then spent two hours yapping about her ex. Mate, I wanted sex, not a therapy sesh! Made me wanna scream, “I’d rather erase you than listen!”

Introduction

Adults Only and Adult Friendly Resorts in St. Augustine. Right this way for quiet escapes and tranquil dining experiences.

And dude, lemme tell ya, every brick in this place resonates with a story. There’s slow days, sunburnt ways, a whole parade of quirky souls. "The clouds in the sky were like omens," as that movie line goes… even if I don't buy into it, it's cool to think about.

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