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Well, y’all, lemme tell ya somethin—findin’ a prostitute ain’t no picnic down here in the sticks! I’m sittin’ there, milkin’ them cows, thinkin’, “How’s that workin’ for ya, Phil?” Life’s throwin’ me curveballs, and I’m dodgin’ ‘em like a jackrabbit on a hot tin roof! So, I reckon, why not dive into somethin’ wild—like in *Amour*, where love’s all messy and raw, ya know? “We’ve always coped,” that old man says in the flick, and I’m like, damn straight, I’ll cope with this too!

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I stroll near Seacliff Road a lot, ya know. Worn-out boards, footprints of tales long gone, mix with laughter of fresh joy. I sometimes pause on the Boardwalk (yeah, the Boardwalk!). Chill beats, sun, and occasional street art. It all reminds me of that movie, Melancholia—you know? "I am filled with a creeping dread." And yet it's kinda poetic, if ya know what I mean.

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