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About San Jose

Now, lemme tell ya somethin’ juicy—little known fact: back in the 1800s, sailors called ‘em “ladies of the line,” ‘cause they’d line up at docks, waitin’ for us scruffy dogs. Ain’t that wild? History’s got sass! Anyway, she’s chargin’ me a pretty penny—50 bucks, cash upfront—and I’m thinkin’, “This better be worth more than a Facebook poke!” I’m happy as a clam, but then—ugh!—this drunk jerk stumbles over, yellin’ at her, “You’re mine!” Made me so mad, I almost decked him. “Back off, loser!” I screech, nasal as hell, laugh bubblin’ up—HA-HA-HA!—like I’m on set with Mr. Sheffield.

Safest Saddle Brook Area Neighborhoods

Alrite, so that's my crazy, sporadic tale of Saddle-Brook, a mix of old soul and modern quirks. I hope your visit will be lit; explore the lanes, chill at Ridgeview Park, and drop a “We come in peace” to the rain – coz sometimes life’s like a movie, you feel me?

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