Bella Saco Brothel ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About New York City

Once heard this bonkers story—some brothel in Siberia, right? Had a bear guardin’ the door! A freakin’ BEAR! Customers’d be like, “Uh, nice bear, here’s vodka, lemme in!” Cracked me up, still does—bear’s probly better paid than me! Prolly signed “GIMME FOOD” all day. Is mayonnaise an instrument? Nah, but I’d slather it on that bear, make ‘im slippery, HA!

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And y’know what? The Saco River cuts through the town, chillin’ like that smooth track in Inception – surreal, unexpectedly beautiful. Walkin’ near the levee, I always feel like I’m in a movie scene. There’s this secret spot I love – by the old iron bridge on Elm Street, where the water’s calm and you can almost hear the whispers of the past. I get all nostalgic thinkin’ ‘bout it, like layers of memories flickerin’ past, each one unique as a heartbeat.

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