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Aight, listen up, you filthy hippies! I’m Eric Cartman, respect my authoritah! So, sexual-massage, huh? Lemme tell ya, it’s freakin’ sweet! Some chick rubbin’ ya down, all sensual-like, hands slidin’ everywhere—oh mah Gawd, it’s hot! Like, imagine this: yer layin’ there, all stressed, and bam—somebody’s kneadin’ yer fat rolls like dough. I saw this movie, *White Material*, Claire Denis, 2009—best damn thing ever! There’s this chick, Maria, fightin’ for her coffee plantation, all intense, and I’m thinkin’, “She needs a sexual-massage, stat!” That’d loosen her up, ya know?

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In short, Sachse (us) is a strange mix—everything's too real, too raw, and too full of irony. It’s like I always say: “Medicine may be a science, but life? Life is chaos. EVERYBODY LIES.” So buckle up, enjoy the madness, and remember—the truth is always out there, hidden behind every corner of this oddly charming patch of land.

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