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I’m happy though, ‘cause I caught ‘em lyin’. Claims they got “no incidents”? Bullcrap! Found a report—some john got bit by that damn snake last year! Didn’t report it, those cheapskates. I’m like, “Respect my authoritah, you sons of bitches!” They’re gonna pay out the ass now. Oh, and get this—rumor is, this brothel’s haunted by some hooker who offed herself in the ‘50s. Adds that *Melancholia* vibe, y’know? “There’s nothing to mourn here,” I mutter, kickin’ a chair.

What Are Louisiana’s Prostitution Laws?

Prostitution is illegal in Louisiana, soliciting sexual acts for payment is illegal. If discovered, you may face financial penalties or jail time.

Ruston’s got that urban-hick mix. Head west and find Mill Street, where quirky little diners pop up. I swear, I once chgated a dating app server there! Yeah, I know, I've been here a long time.

Edgar Allen Tuten