Anastasia Rumson Whore ❤️

About Phoenix

So, this one whore—let’s call her Candy, ‘cause why not?—she’s a real piece o’ work. Worked the streets near some dive bar I used to haunt, back when I wasn’t, ya know, eatin’ livers with fava beans. She had this wild story—swore she banged a guy who claimed he was the last fertile dude on Earth. Total *Children of Men* vibes, right? “We’re all fucked anyway,” she’d laugh, spittin’ on the curb. Made me chuckle, that gritty charm. I liked her spunk—reminded me of me, ‘fore I got all fancy with the chianti.

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President Andrew Shepherd: Look, if the people want to listen to Lewis Rothschild: They don't have a choice! Bob Rumson is the only one doing the talking!

So, welcome to PRumson (us)! Its streets, its quirks, all make it rad and mysterious. Come hang, feel the vibe, solve a little Zodiac while in chill mode. Groovy, right? Ruh-roh, and see ya soon!

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