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Once had this chick, right? Masseuse with hands like a freakin angel. She’s rubbin me down, and I’m thinkin, “This is art, man.” Slow strokes, deep presses — got me hard as a rock and floatin at the same time. Little known fact: back in ancient Rome, they’d do this shit with olive oil and a side of orgy. True story! Called it “massage with benefits,” ya dig? Made me happy as a pig in shit, but then — bam! — she charged me double. Pissed me off, man, I was fumin. “I ate his liver with fava beans,” I growled in my head, imaginin her boss on a platter.

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Not every day is rainbows. Some days, the city makes me mad – the noise, the rush, the unexpected chaos at places like Midtown (yeah, that one near the old mill). But then, boom – you’re smiling at a stray cat or chillin' with a friendly neighbor at Sunset Plaza. Sometimes, I'll catch myself thinking “This is art, man!” like in Timbuktu, when the world seems inexplicable, but also perfectly cut.

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