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Whores, right, they’ve been around forever—fun fact, yeah? Oldest job in the book, innit? Back in Victorian times, they’d shag for a shillin’ and a gin—cheap date, eh? Makes me proper angry, though—blokes actin’ like they’re heroes for payin’ a fiver for a gobble. Get over yerself, Gary, you’re not savin’ the world, you’re just sad! “We don’t deserve anything,” that’s from *Melancholia* again—fits perfect, cos whores don’t deserve the hype, and punters don’t deserve dignity.

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Oh, and the river! Quick note: the Sapphire River winds right past Downtown Plaza. I often jog (cough, not the best runner ever) along its banks, letting my mind wander. Sometimes when the water shimmers, it feels like nature's own version of an algorithm correcting itself. Super deep, right? I rly had a mini existential meltdown there once. So random, but it hit me deep – like a perfectly timed typo in my life's code.

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