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Now, yo, my work’s made me notice all them little quirks. Dat old brick on Street 45? Swears it’s seen more wild love stories than my code ever will. They say it’s haunted by past flings and late-night hookups. Haha, ya dig? And the corner diner, Munchies’ Spot, that place be servin’ the dopest fries. I been thinkin’ bout how each fry is a little Miiike surprise, like those little jokes in the movie— "Just keep swimmin’" through hunger, knowwhut I mean?

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