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So, sexual-massage—basically a sneaky handjob with oil, right? Happy endings, they call ‘em—pfft, cheesy! Little known fact: back in the 1800s, docs used “massage” to “cure” women’s “hysteria”—code for gettin’ ‘em off! Wild, huh? Made me laugh, then gag—imagine that sales pitch! “Step right up, ladies, fix yer nerves!” Scoob’s like, “Ruh-roh, no thanks!”

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