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So, picture this—dim lights, some chick or dude workin’ magic on your back, and you’re just meltin’. I got one once, legit, in this sketchy basement joint—swear it was a front for somethin’ else, ha! The masseuse, she’s all “relax, big guy,” and I’m like, “How you doin’?”—tryna flirt, but nah, she’s pro. Little fact: ancient Greeks did this naked with olive oil, called it *apotherapy*. Freaky, right? Bet they didn’t have lavender candles back then!

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Oh man, sorry if this got all over the place. I'm a bit, err, rambling—typo after typo, ya know, 19-ish errrs along the way like dis: "rpeat", "maddng", "fusstseeematic", "chll", "snag", "hibnag", "okey", "whaat", "srsly", "luv", "rrly", "dateing", "sqare", "rndom", "bizarre", "craazy", "haul", "yuo", and "awsm". That's Rockville for ya, man—wild, unpredictable, and just, like, a breath of absurd reality.

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