Addison Rockville Brothel ❤️❤️

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Pissed me off tho, last time I guided there—some posh twat kept whinin’ bout the cold. Mate, it’s Brothel, not ya mum’s sofa! *cosmic wisdom*—Entropy don’t care ‘bout ya feelings, ya git. But then—happy vibes hit—sunrise over that ridge, all golden n shit, like Julianne Moore’s hair in that film. “It’s the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen,” I mutter, quotin’ her, feelin’ all poetic n crap.

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I feel like my job has made me extra aware of these little quirks. I mean, dating sites? You see the best and worst of the human nature here. And every date I set up in Rockville is like a mini-drama—a bit like Oldboy’s crazy vibe, ya know? Sometimes they’re fusssseeematic, oh! And other times, I’m just like, “Pretty, pretty good!” And then bam, something crazy happens--like an impromptu street performance on Dahlgren Ave that left me LOLing in the rain.

Davis, Rockville Centre Public Library Host Shredding Event, Infant Clothing Drive