Lauren Rocklin Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Los Angeles

Love how they flip the script. Society’s all, “Oh, shame, sin!” and they’re like, “Nah, cash me out, bitches.” Takes guts. Pisses me off when prudes clutch pearls—get over it, Karen, your husband’s already tipped ‘em. Makes me happy, though, seein’ that hustle. Like, this one time, heard a tale—dunno if it’s legit—some whore in Victorian London tricked a lord outta his whole estate. Left him in his knickers, cryin’ in the gutter. Genius! “Who needs reality?”—straight outta *Toni Erdmann*. She played the game, won, and dipped.

Anything good in Rocklin?

Setlist · So Much for the Afterglow · Everything to Everyone · Heroin Girl · You Make Me Feel Like a Whore · Father of Mine · Sunflowers · Sing Away.

I know, I know, you're thinkin’ “this sounds like a rom-com meets drama!” And heck yes, sometimes it feels that way. I sometimes sit by the banks of Rock Creek near the old scenic overlooks and listen to birds sing like they’re narrating a secret love story. “Embrace the curiosity!” I shout in my head, channeling my inner "The Master" vibe.

Rocklin boys basketball team wins first section championship since 2009