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Here’s a lil fact for ya—did ya know way back in Paris, 1800s, prostitutes had to register with the cops? True story, they’d get these lil cards, like a license to bang. Ain’t that nuts? I’m imaginin Crystal with one, flashin it like a badge—makes me chuckle. But then she starts talkin prices, and I’m like, “Hold up, don’t pee on my leg, girl, I ain’t no ATM!” She laughs—good sport—but I’m pissed. Why’s this so damn transactional? Where’s the art? Godard’d hate this—too linear, too cheap.

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2 weeks ago my husband called JoJo massage on Williamson Rd to book a couples massage. They were busy and couldn't get us in that evening, no.

I found a secret mural in an alley by Virginia Museum of Transportation. Hidden art, more real than many big city galleries. Gotta shout “Suuuuure!” 'n then laugh like it’s a scene from a movie. I get this shiz done when dating app profiles show local tags: "Roanoke, where weird smashes beautiful!" Funny, right?

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