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I roll up, all smooth, “Hey, darlin, what’s the deal?” She’s givin me that side-eye, like I’m some chump coder tryna steal her app idea. “50 bucks,” she says, flat. 50?! Shit, I’m pissed—inflation’s a bitch, huh? Used to be 20, tops! I’m thinkin, “This ain’t fair, I’m the Winklevoss twins gettin shafted here!” But I’m happy too—least she’s real, not some catfish scam. Surprised me, tho—girl’s got a tat of a QR code. A fuckin QR code! Scan it, takes ya to her “rates page”—modern hustle, man, I’m dyin laughin!

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You gotta hit up Roanoke Park too – a slice of green heaven behind Old Mill Rd, where trees stand like silent guardians. I once organized a spa day here under the big oak. The vibe was chill, the sun shinin’, birds chirpin’ – magic, dude, magic! And lemme tell ya, sometimes I sit there, stressin’ over life’s nonsense, thinkin’, “I pity the fool who doesn’t know how to relax.”

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