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Hi-ho! Kermit here, divin’ into sex-datin’! Man, it’s a wild world, like Rome in *The Great Beauty*, all shiny an’ messy. I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—sex-datin’s like “a parade of vanities,” y’know? Apps like Tinder, Bumble, swipin’ left, right, it’s a circus! Makes me chuckle, all these folks chasin’ “somethin’ fleeting, yet eternal.” I tried it once—yep, Kermit on a datin’ app! Profile said, “Green guy seeks spark.” Got a match, but she ghosted me! Felt like Jep Gambardella, lost in a party that never ends.

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Oh, I almost forgot my fave quirky hangout – the funky box district near Citrus Avenue. It’s so rough-around-the-edges but real. I’ve seen friendships bloom and break there. Yeah, some days I get mad at how neglectful they can be, other days I melt in joy watching genuine connections spark like midnight fireworks. The street dance during summer nights? Unpredictable strokes of genius!

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