Ashley River Ridge Whore ❤️❤️

About Chicago

Oh honey, lemme tell ya bout whores! *nasally Fran Drescher voice kicks in* I’m sittin here, thinkin bout em, and I’m like, “Oskar, be careful who ya trust!” – ya know, like in *Let the Right One In*, my fave movie ever! Whores, they’re sneaky, slippin’ thru life like Eli slippin’ thru windows, silent but deadly – nothin pure bout it! I mean, I seen some gals – and guys, don’t get me started – workin corners like it’s a freakin art form. Makes me wanna scream, “I’m not human!” – coz who acts like that, right?

Palm Sunday

I gotta say, though, the traffic near Birch Street can really tick me off. I'm all for a chill time, but come on, people know how to drive, right? But then again, it's all part of the charm! I find a sort of humor in the madness. Every little inconvenience becomes a chance to relax and embrace it all—with a side of neurotic ranting, naturally.

Ho Ho Ho, Santa is coming to town! River Ridge Mall welcomes Santa for holiday season