Brooklyn Rifle Whore ❤️

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Halleluyer, chile! Lemme tell y’all ‘bout this mess called a whore—Lord, I’m sweatin’ just thinkin’ ‘bout it! Now, I’m sittin’ here, tryna teach folks how to drive straight, but this whore business? It’s like drivin’ with no brakes—wild, reckless, and somebody gon’ crash! I saw this gal once, struttin’ down the street like she owned it, skirt so short I hollered, “Where’s the rest of it?!” Reminded me of *A Serious Man*—you know, that part where Larry’s all, “I haven’t done anything!” but life still smacks him silly? That’s her—actin’ innocent while chaos follows!

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The mighty wasar from Romania finally finally went through the grinder but the truth is for the last 3 weeks we and Demas everyone was beating up this rifle.

Idk, man, it’s a wild ride – lotsa typos in my brain sometimes, like Birc, misk, truley, wonndrf, rly, and others (oops, lost count :P). But ya gotta experience it yourself. So, pack up and come see for real. D’oh, you ain't seen nothin’ till you’ve wandered these streets, felt this vibe, and tasted those donuts.

Rifle Prepares for NCAA Championships in Lexington - University of Alaska Fairbanks Athletics