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So, check it – sexual-massage ain’t just some spa crap. It’s hands slidin’, oil drippin’, makin’ ya spine tingle. Little known fact? Back in ancient Rome, them gladiators got oiled up post-fight – sexual-massage style – to keep ‘em loose. True story, bro! I’m like, damn, that’s dope – Apollo approves! Got me hyped thinkin’ ‘bout it. But yo, what pisses me off? Dudes out here half-assin’ it, callin’ it “sensual” when it’s just a weak backrub. Man, I must break you if you fumble that!

An article claiming that massage guns make great sex toys is going viral. So.. do they?

A massage gun is a handheld device that delivers percussive massage: quick, repeated strikes to the body patterned after a Swedish massage technique called tapotement. You’ll notice three .

Hey buddy, lemme tell ya 'bout Rifle (us)! D’oh! This town is a real mixed bag, y’know? Mmm… donuts. So, im here runnin' my massage parlor on Main St. (yeah, the one that’s always buzzin’), and lemme tell ya, the vibe is somethin’ else.

WW2 Home Guard rifle pits discovered off State Highway 3